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VALSPEAK - VALSPEAK
Converts any ASCII text to like you know,
Valley Girl talk. Does a fairly good
conversion. Use to add a little spice to
like you know, your groady little
documents!
YANKEE - YANKEE
Converts any ASCII text to Yankee talk.
Ya'll check it out. Run ya next report
thru this here program and give it some
class! It'll do you some reasonably good
conversions.
JIVE - JIVE-TALK
Yo bro, like this here program converts
any ASCII text to JIVE-TALK. Like print
that next report wit som style! This one
does very good extensive conversions. Very
humorous!
BACKTALK - BACKTALK
Simple joke to play on your friends. Makes
DOS talk-back. Every input prompts a
different reply.
DECIEVE - DECEIVE V1.0
What to do when the BOSS walks in! Deceive
captures your work screen to a bogus, pop-
up screen. So while you're playing a game
or up-dating your checkbook, in a flash
you're editing the DB or spreadsheet.
Multiple screens & configurable HOT keys.
TAO - THE TAO OF PROGRAMMING
A very humorous, somewhat wisdom filled
text, for programmers! "Let the programmer
be many and the managers few -- then all
will be productive." Highly recommended if
you have ever "gotten into" programming!
INVENT - INVENT V2.1
Program prompts you for inputs of 1 to 40,
verbs, nouns, adverbs, and adjectives.
(The more the better.) It will then
rearrange, add it's own words, & display &
store on disk, some very humorous, &
interesting sentences. Sometimes very
MACEMUL - MAC EMULATOR
Humorous program that emulates the
performance of a Mac computer on a PC.
HOTBOOT - HOTBOOT
A program that lets you booby-trap
someone's computer with your choice of 8
practical jokes, all harmless. Delete
their HD files/ (shiver), Ghost
writer/create a message that appears on
screen as they type, Happy Hacker/computer
INSULTS2 - INSULTS V2.0
A humorous program that can generate over
22 million random insults. While not
vulgar, these insults can become quite
gross. Allows you to setup as a joke to
play on a "true" friend or a good enemy.
HIT - HIT ANY KEY!
Ever see the picture of a duck standing
over a computer with a hammer & the
caption, "HIT ANY KEY!"? This program
animates that picture, then exits when you
press a key. This would be very humorous
to use in a batch file instead of the
SNIGLET - SNIGLET
Use in your autoexec or just for the fun
of it! Alponium / Initial blast of odor
upon opening a can of dog food. Cheedle /
Residue left on one's fingers after
consuming a bag of Cheetos. Flopcorn /
Unpopped kernels at the bottom of the
BAB200 - BABBLE V2.0
Amazingly comprehensive program that
babbles. Really! Analyzes writing styles
(Yours, Shakespeare's, Lincoln's, etc)
then allows you to mix effects (stutters,
drawls, pig latin,lisp, Elmer Fudd, etc)
the results are entertaining! Load/save
HAW - HARD AT WORK V1.1
Impressive program runs on your machine to
make it look busy, warns loudly if the
program is interrupted. Most of it's busy
screens look good, it's HORTON'S SPEED
DISK screen looks great! Makes a good
excuse to take a break! ASP
WHEREABT - WHEREABOUTS V1.2C
Entertaining & useful program puts a
animated graphic message on your computer
screen to tell where you've gone. 10
messages, lunch, meeting, Back at ____,
doctor, restroom, Extension #____, errands
& more! Requires CGA. Has an EGA demo too.
FLOOR203 - FLOORMAT V2.03
Wanna' scare someone bad... run Floormat!
It grabs a copy of the prompt, traps CTRL-
ALT-DEL & waits. Strike a key & it
prompts... FORMAT C: <Y/N> Another
keypress & cylinders start counting, the
HD light flickers & beads of sweat begin
CURSES15 - CURSES ! 2.3
A humorous and creative "insult generator"
with a different twist. A single keystroke
switches from insults to compliments. You
can control the contents. From R.K. West
Consulting. Rqs, 360k. ASP
XTRATANK - XTRATANK 1.14
A remarkable piece of programming and
technical jargon designed to convince you,
your hard drive space has been doubled.
To the non technical it sounds like it
will work, IT DOESN'T. Running the
program makes it appear to have doubled
SHOWTALK - SHOW-TALK
It will draw fancy collages and about
every 30 seconds it will say catch phrases
(in real human speech) to try and catch
someone's attention like, Get Me Out Of
Here! Great for retail stores or jokes on
your friends. (Requires 512k).
DOSJOKE - DOS-JOKE 1.7
We have taken control of your PC. DOS-Joke
will look just like your PC DOS, but with
a comedy twist. This package has real
human speech that works thru your PC
speaker. A person trying to enter
something will get back with a funny
JOKETAL1 - JOKE TALK 1.3 1 of 2
Joke Talk is a new comedy package with
real human speech that works thru your PC
speaker. This package is loaded with
jokes, gags, riddles, one liners, sound
effects, and more! You can also use this
package to create your own custom joke
JOKETAL2 - JOKE TALK 1.3 2 of 2
.... Rqs, 256k, HD.
DAILY - DAILY 2.1
Unique application provides daily `Food
For Thought'. Motivates you with jokes,
quotes, wisdom, words, reviews and
insights. Maintains a diary entry, to do
list, phone list and reminds you of
birthdays.
NETQUOTE - NETWORK QUOTABLES 2.01A
Be greeted with famous, witty, daily
quotes on standalone or network PCs. Make
the network interesting and fun. The same
quote can be displayed for all network
users on a particular day. Can be run as a
non-TSR screen saver with user message.
BLURB - BLURB 2.0
Blurb is a program that chooses a random
line from a file and prints it on the
screen in a decent manner. The file of
blurbs can be jokes, fortunes, quotes,
philosophical sayings, or whatever you
want. Great at boot-up. You can add your